404: LOST IN THE LEY LINES

Oops. This page sailed off the map.
Even our most seasoned skippers couldn’t chart this course. It’s probably haunted. Or on fire. Or both.

Possible reasons:

• The treasure moved.

• The Dock Box staff misfiled it under “M” for “Maybe don’t click that.”

• CB touched something he wasn’t supposed to.

• Thomas swore it was here five minutes ago.

• Melody’s bar tab log got so big it collapsed the whole URL.