🥃 Skippers of Fortune Rocks Glass – For Relics, Riddles, and Rum
$12.99
This isn’t just a glass.
It’s a story holder.
A toast to chaos.
A 2 a.m. compass when the map’s on fire and CB’s steering with his knees.
🗺️ Thick glass. Weighted base. Etched with destiny.
Perfect for:
Pirate punch at the Dock Box
Whiskey whispered from cursed barrels
That “one more” before you try to steal a magical horn from a pleasure island full of weirdos
📜 Etched with the Skippers of Fortune mark, it glows (metaphorically) with every bad decision made in good company.
⚓ Raise it high. Slam it down.
Repeat until the relic talks back.
• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s a story holder.
A toast to chaos.
A 2 a.m. compass when the map’s on fire and CB’s steering with his knees.
🗺️ Thick glass. Weighted base. Etched with destiny.
Perfect for:
Pirate punch at the Dock Box
Whiskey whispered from cursed barrels
That “one more” before you try to steal a magical horn from a pleasure island full of weirdos
📜 Etched with the Skippers of Fortune mark, it glows (metaphorically) with every bad decision made in good company.
⚓ Raise it high. Slam it down.
Repeat until the relic talks back.
• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
CB's Little Sister T
$15.00
“It’s not weird. It’s affectionate-adjacent.”
So there you were, just living your life — and suddenly, you’ve got a big redheaded skipper calling you "kid" and threatening anyone who hurts your feelings with a grappling hook and a speech about found family. Congrats. You’re CB’s Little Sister now.
This shirt is for the proud few who’ve been friend-zoned into the most chaotic protection detail on the Gulf Coast.
Soft, comfy, and just cheeky enough to spark questions you don’t want to answer.
Features:
Ultra-soft cotton — so cozy it’s like a hug from CB (but, like, emotionally distant)
Hand-printed with love and Jack Daniels fumes
Comes with no actual grappling privileges
May cause bartenders to look at you like “Oh no, you’re with them.”
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in free drinks, unsolicited adventures, and spontaneous attempts to teach you rope tricks.
Buy it now. CB would’ve gotten you one himself, but he spent all his money on more grappling hooks and a fog machine.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
So there you were, just living your life — and suddenly, you’ve got a big redheaded skipper calling you "kid" and threatening anyone who hurts your feelings with a grappling hook and a speech about found family. Congrats. You’re CB’s Little Sister now.
This shirt is for the proud few who’ve been friend-zoned into the most chaotic protection detail on the Gulf Coast.
Soft, comfy, and just cheeky enough to spark questions you don’t want to answer.
Features:
Ultra-soft cotton — so cozy it’s like a hug from CB (but, like, emotionally distant)
Hand-printed with love and Jack Daniels fumes
Comes with no actual grappling privileges
May cause bartenders to look at you like “Oh no, you’re with them.”
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in free drinks, unsolicited adventures, and spontaneous attempts to teach you rope tricks.
Buy it now. CB would’ve gotten you one himself, but he spent all his money on more grappling hooks and a fog machine.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
🧩 Lafitte’s Gold – Limited Edition Puzzle
$30.00
700 pieces. Zero instructions. One cursed map.
From the depths of the Dock Box vault comes a legendary brain-buster: a jigsaw recreation of the only known map to Lafitte’s lost treasure—smuggled out of the Wayfarers archives and disguised as a harmless coffee table pastime.
🪙 What’s inside:
Relics, riddles, and rogue sea routes
Hidden symbols only skippers can decode
A piece that mysteriously disappears, then shows up in your shoe
📦 Limited run.
⛵ Only 20 exist. Because even the map got tired of being found.
Skip the easy puzzles.
Get lost with the Skippers.
Find Lafitte’s Gold… or at least your patience.
• Pressed paper chipboard with adhesive, 0.06″ (1.53 mm) thick
• 252 pcs puzzle size: 10.62″ × 13.62″ (27 × 34.6 cm)
• 520 pcs puzzle size: 15.74″ × 19.74″ (40 × 50.1 cm)
• Digitally printed
• Semi-gloss finish
• Vibrant colors
• Can be used as wall decor
• Blank product components sourced from the US
Warning: Choking hazard—small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
Important: This product is available in US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
From the depths of the Dock Box vault comes a legendary brain-buster: a jigsaw recreation of the only known map to Lafitte’s lost treasure—smuggled out of the Wayfarers archives and disguised as a harmless coffee table pastime.
🪙 What’s inside:
Relics, riddles, and rogue sea routes
Hidden symbols only skippers can decode
A piece that mysteriously disappears, then shows up in your shoe
📦 Limited run.
⛵ Only 20 exist. Because even the map got tired of being found.
Skip the easy puzzles.
Get lost with the Skippers.
Find Lafitte’s Gold… or at least your patience.
• Pressed paper chipboard with adhesive, 0.06″ (1.53 mm) thick
• 252 pcs puzzle size: 10.62″ × 13.62″ (27 × 34.6 cm)
• 520 pcs puzzle size: 15.74″ × 19.74″ (40 × 50.1 cm)
• Digitally printed
• Semi-gloss finish
• Vibrant colors
• Can be used as wall decor
• Blank product components sourced from the US
Warning: Choking hazard—small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
Important: This product is available in US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!