🥃 Skippers of Fortune Rocks Glass – For Relics, Riddles, and Rum
$12.99
This isn’t just a glass.
It’s a story holder.
A toast to chaos.
A 2 a.m. compass when the map’s on fire and CB’s steering with his knees.
🗺️ Thick glass. Weighted base. Etched with destiny.
Perfect for:
Pirate punch at the Dock Box
Whiskey whispered from cursed barrels
That “one more” before you try to steal a magical horn from a pleasure island full of weirdos
📜 Etched with the Skippers of Fortune mark, it glows (metaphorically) with every bad decision made in good company.
⚓ Raise it high. Slam it down.
Repeat until the relic talks back.
• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s a story holder.
A toast to chaos.
A 2 a.m. compass when the map’s on fire and CB’s steering with his knees.
🗺️ Thick glass. Weighted base. Etched with destiny.
Perfect for:
Pirate punch at the Dock Box
Whiskey whispered from cursed barrels
That “one more” before you try to steal a magical horn from a pleasure island full of weirdos
📜 Etched with the Skippers of Fortune mark, it glows (metaphorically) with every bad decision made in good company.
⚓ Raise it high. Slam it down.
Repeat until the relic talks back.
• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Quantity:
This isn’t just a glass.
It’s a story holder.
A toast to chaos.
A 2 a.m. compass when the map’s on fire and CB’s steering with his knees.
🗺️ Thick glass. Weighted base. Etched with destiny.
Perfect for:
Pirate punch at the Dock Box
Whiskey whispered from cursed barrels
That “one more” before you try to steal a magical horn from a pleasure island full of weirdos
📜 Etched with the Skippers of Fortune mark, it glows (metaphorically) with every bad decision made in good company.
⚓ Raise it high. Slam it down.
Repeat until the relic talks back.
• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s a story holder.
A toast to chaos.
A 2 a.m. compass when the map’s on fire and CB’s steering with his knees.
🗺️ Thick glass. Weighted base. Etched with destiny.
Perfect for:
Pirate punch at the Dock Box
Whiskey whispered from cursed barrels
That “one more” before you try to steal a magical horn from a pleasure island full of weirdos
📜 Etched with the Skippers of Fortune mark, it glows (metaphorically) with every bad decision made in good company.
⚓ Raise it high. Slam it down.
Repeat until the relic talks back.
• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This isn’t just a glass.
It’s a story holder.
A toast to chaos.
A 2 a.m. compass when the map’s on fire and CB’s steering with his knees.
🗺️ Thick glass. Weighted base. Etched with destiny.
Perfect for:
Pirate punch at the Dock Box
Whiskey whispered from cursed barrels
That “one more” before you try to steal a magical horn from a pleasure island full of weirdos
📜 Etched with the Skippers of Fortune mark, it glows (metaphorically) with every bad decision made in good company.
⚓ Raise it high. Slam it down.
Repeat until the relic talks back.
• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s a story holder.
A toast to chaos.
A 2 a.m. compass when the map’s on fire and CB’s steering with his knees.
🗺️ Thick glass. Weighted base. Etched with destiny.
Perfect for:
Pirate punch at the Dock Box
Whiskey whispered from cursed barrels
That “one more” before you try to steal a magical horn from a pleasure island full of weirdos
📜 Etched with the Skippers of Fortune mark, it glows (metaphorically) with every bad decision made in good company.
⚓ Raise it high. Slam it down.
Repeat until the relic talks back.
• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!