👕 sWo Women’s Relaxed Tee – Skip the Rules. Keep the Vibe.

$16.00
Soft as a siren’s song. Tough as a skipper in heels.

This isn’t your average tee—it’s the official uniform of unapologetic chaos. Cut for comfort, built for action, and perfect for everything from treasure hunting to day drinking in dimension 5.

✨ Relaxed fit. Rolled sleeves optional. Trouble guaranteed.
Whether you’re:

Running the resistance from the back of a tiki bar

Whispering ley line secrets through a lipstick mic

Or just skipping brunch with bad intentions...

…this shirt says, “I’m with the sWo—and I’m probably in charge.”

🧭 Skipper World Order Certified.

Wear it loose. Skip with purpose.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Soft as a siren’s song. Tough as a skipper in heels.

This isn’t your average tee—it’s the official uniform of unapologetic chaos. Cut for comfort, built for action, and perfect for everything from treasure hunting to day drinking in dimension 5.

✨ Relaxed fit. Rolled sleeves optional. Trouble guaranteed.
Whether you’re:

Running the resistance from the back of a tiki bar

Whispering ley line secrets through a lipstick mic

Or just skipping brunch with bad intentions...

…this shirt says, “I’m with the sWo—and I’m probably in charge.”

🧭 Skipper World Order Certified.

Wear it loose. Skip with purpose.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!