CB Poster
$20.00
🎯 CB Wants You… To Chill Out, Kiddo
Vintage vibes, modern boundaries, and just a dash of emotional confusion.
Straight from the tropical backrooms of the Dock Box comes this recruitment-style poster featuring everyone’s favorite redheaded chaos goblin, CB. He’s pointing at you — yes, you — but before you get any ideas, he’d like to clarify:
“No, not in that way. You’re more like a little sister to me.”
Perfect for dorm rooms, bar walls, boat cabins, and anywhere you need a firm but friendly reminder that vibes can be platonic and hilarious.
Printed with a faux-aged finish to match the emotional maturity of your average skipper.
🛶 Details:
12"x18" printed on high-quality matte stock
Sepia-toned for that “found in Uncle Steve’s trunk” aesthetic
100% CB-approved, 0% romantic mixed signals
Warning: May cause flashbacks to awkward conversations and unsent texts
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Vintage vibes, modern boundaries, and just a dash of emotional confusion.
Straight from the tropical backrooms of the Dock Box comes this recruitment-style poster featuring everyone’s favorite redheaded chaos goblin, CB. He’s pointing at you — yes, you — but before you get any ideas, he’d like to clarify:
“No, not in that way. You’re more like a little sister to me.”
Perfect for dorm rooms, bar walls, boat cabins, and anywhere you need a firm but friendly reminder that vibes can be platonic and hilarious.
Printed with a faux-aged finish to match the emotional maturity of your average skipper.
🛶 Details:
12"x18" printed on high-quality matte stock
Sepia-toned for that “found in Uncle Steve’s trunk” aesthetic
100% CB-approved, 0% romantic mixed signals
Warning: May cause flashbacks to awkward conversations and unsent texts
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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🎯 CB Wants You… To Chill Out, Kiddo
Vintage vibes, modern boundaries, and just a dash of emotional confusion.
Straight from the tropical backrooms of the Dock Box comes this recruitment-style poster featuring everyone’s favorite redheaded chaos goblin, CB. He’s pointing at you — yes, you — but before you get any ideas, he’d like to clarify:
“No, not in that way. You’re more like a little sister to me.”
Perfect for dorm rooms, bar walls, boat cabins, and anywhere you need a firm but friendly reminder that vibes can be platonic and hilarious.
Printed with a faux-aged finish to match the emotional maturity of your average skipper.
🛶 Details:
12"x18" printed on high-quality matte stock
Sepia-toned for that “found in Uncle Steve’s trunk” aesthetic
100% CB-approved, 0% romantic mixed signals
Warning: May cause flashbacks to awkward conversations and unsent texts
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Vintage vibes, modern boundaries, and just a dash of emotional confusion.
Straight from the tropical backrooms of the Dock Box comes this recruitment-style poster featuring everyone’s favorite redheaded chaos goblin, CB. He’s pointing at you — yes, you — but before you get any ideas, he’d like to clarify:
“No, not in that way. You’re more like a little sister to me.”
Perfect for dorm rooms, bar walls, boat cabins, and anywhere you need a firm but friendly reminder that vibes can be platonic and hilarious.
Printed with a faux-aged finish to match the emotional maturity of your average skipper.
🛶 Details:
12"x18" printed on high-quality matte stock
Sepia-toned for that “found in Uncle Steve’s trunk” aesthetic
100% CB-approved, 0% romantic mixed signals
Warning: May cause flashbacks to awkward conversations and unsent texts
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
🎯 CB Wants You… To Chill Out, Kiddo
Vintage vibes, modern boundaries, and just a dash of emotional confusion.
Straight from the tropical backrooms of the Dock Box comes this recruitment-style poster featuring everyone’s favorite redheaded chaos goblin, CB. He’s pointing at you — yes, you — but before you get any ideas, he’d like to clarify:
“No, not in that way. You’re more like a little sister to me.”
Perfect for dorm rooms, bar walls, boat cabins, and anywhere you need a firm but friendly reminder that vibes can be platonic and hilarious.
Printed with a faux-aged finish to match the emotional maturity of your average skipper.
🛶 Details:
12"x18" printed on high-quality matte stock
Sepia-toned for that “found in Uncle Steve’s trunk” aesthetic
100% CB-approved, 0% romantic mixed signals
Warning: May cause flashbacks to awkward conversations and unsent texts
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Vintage vibes, modern boundaries, and just a dash of emotional confusion.
Straight from the tropical backrooms of the Dock Box comes this recruitment-style poster featuring everyone’s favorite redheaded chaos goblin, CB. He’s pointing at you — yes, you — but before you get any ideas, he’d like to clarify:
“No, not in that way. You’re more like a little sister to me.”
Perfect for dorm rooms, bar walls, boat cabins, and anywhere you need a firm but friendly reminder that vibes can be platonic and hilarious.
Printed with a faux-aged finish to match the emotional maturity of your average skipper.
🛶 Details:
12"x18" printed on high-quality matte stock
Sepia-toned for that “found in Uncle Steve’s trunk” aesthetic
100% CB-approved, 0% romantic mixed signals
Warning: May cause flashbacks to awkward conversations and unsent texts
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.