CB's Little Sister T
from $21.99
“It’s not weird. It’s affectionate-adjacent.”
So there you were, just living your life — and suddenly, you’ve got a big redheaded skipper calling you "kid" and threatening anyone who hurts your feelings with a grappling hook and a speech about found family. Congrats. You’re CB’s Little Sister now.
This shirt is for the proud few who’ve been friend-zoned into the most chaotic protection detail on the Gulf Coast.
Soft, comfy, and just cheeky enough to spark questions you don’t want to answer.
Features:
Ultra-soft cotton — so cozy it’s like a hug from CB (but, like, emotionally distant)
Hand-printed with love and Jack Daniels fumes
Comes with no actual grappling privileges
May cause bartenders to look at you like “Oh no, you’re with them.”
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in free drinks, unsolicited adventures, and spontaneous attempts to teach you rope tricks.
Buy it now. CB would’ve gotten you one himself, but he spent all his money on more grappling hooks and a fog machine.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
So there you were, just living your life — and suddenly, you’ve got a big redheaded skipper calling you "kid" and threatening anyone who hurts your feelings with a grappling hook and a speech about found family. Congrats. You’re CB’s Little Sister now.
This shirt is for the proud few who’ve been friend-zoned into the most chaotic protection detail on the Gulf Coast.
Soft, comfy, and just cheeky enough to spark questions you don’t want to answer.
Features:
Ultra-soft cotton — so cozy it’s like a hug from CB (but, like, emotionally distant)
Hand-printed with love and Jack Daniels fumes
Comes with no actual grappling privileges
May cause bartenders to look at you like “Oh no, you’re with them.”
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in free drinks, unsolicited adventures, and spontaneous attempts to teach you rope tricks.
Buy it now. CB would’ve gotten you one himself, but he spent all his money on more grappling hooks and a fog machine.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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“It’s not weird. It’s affectionate-adjacent.”
So there you were, just living your life — and suddenly, you’ve got a big redheaded skipper calling you "kid" and threatening anyone who hurts your feelings with a grappling hook and a speech about found family. Congrats. You’re CB’s Little Sister now.
This shirt is for the proud few who’ve been friend-zoned into the most chaotic protection detail on the Gulf Coast.
Soft, comfy, and just cheeky enough to spark questions you don’t want to answer.
Features:
Ultra-soft cotton — so cozy it’s like a hug from CB (but, like, emotionally distant)
Hand-printed with love and Jack Daniels fumes
Comes with no actual grappling privileges
May cause bartenders to look at you like “Oh no, you’re with them.”
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in free drinks, unsolicited adventures, and spontaneous attempts to teach you rope tricks.
Buy it now. CB would’ve gotten you one himself, but he spent all his money on more grappling hooks and a fog machine.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
So there you were, just living your life — and suddenly, you’ve got a big redheaded skipper calling you "kid" and threatening anyone who hurts your feelings with a grappling hook and a speech about found family. Congrats. You’re CB’s Little Sister now.
This shirt is for the proud few who’ve been friend-zoned into the most chaotic protection detail on the Gulf Coast.
Soft, comfy, and just cheeky enough to spark questions you don’t want to answer.
Features:
Ultra-soft cotton — so cozy it’s like a hug from CB (but, like, emotionally distant)
Hand-printed with love and Jack Daniels fumes
Comes with no actual grappling privileges
May cause bartenders to look at you like “Oh no, you’re with them.”
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in free drinks, unsolicited adventures, and spontaneous attempts to teach you rope tricks.
Buy it now. CB would’ve gotten you one himself, but he spent all his money on more grappling hooks and a fog machine.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
“It’s not weird. It’s affectionate-adjacent.”
So there you were, just living your life — and suddenly, you’ve got a big redheaded skipper calling you "kid" and threatening anyone who hurts your feelings with a grappling hook and a speech about found family. Congrats. You’re CB’s Little Sister now.
This shirt is for the proud few who’ve been friend-zoned into the most chaotic protection detail on the Gulf Coast.
Soft, comfy, and just cheeky enough to spark questions you don’t want to answer.
Features:
Ultra-soft cotton — so cozy it’s like a hug from CB (but, like, emotionally distant)
Hand-printed with love and Jack Daniels fumes
Comes with no actual grappling privileges
May cause bartenders to look at you like “Oh no, you’re with them.”
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in free drinks, unsolicited adventures, and spontaneous attempts to teach you rope tricks.
Buy it now. CB would’ve gotten you one himself, but he spent all his money on more grappling hooks and a fog machine.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
So there you were, just living your life — and suddenly, you’ve got a big redheaded skipper calling you "kid" and threatening anyone who hurts your feelings with a grappling hook and a speech about found family. Congrats. You’re CB’s Little Sister now.
This shirt is for the proud few who’ve been friend-zoned into the most chaotic protection detail on the Gulf Coast.
Soft, comfy, and just cheeky enough to spark questions you don’t want to answer.
Features:
Ultra-soft cotton — so cozy it’s like a hug from CB (but, like, emotionally distant)
Hand-printed with love and Jack Daniels fumes
Comes with no actual grappling privileges
May cause bartenders to look at you like “Oh no, you’re with them.”
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in free drinks, unsolicited adventures, and spontaneous attempts to teach you rope tricks.
Buy it now. CB would’ve gotten you one himself, but he spent all his money on more grappling hooks and a fog machine.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.