sWo Red and Black T
$14.99
Tired of boring threads that don’t scream “I once took a jungle cruise and never emotionally returned?” Then it’s time to step into the Skippers World Order—where the only thing more powerful than our puns is our polyester-cotton blend.
Whether you’re dodging hippos, cracking dad jokes under duress, or just sipping rum on the dock while pretending you definitely know where the boat is, our merch says:
🛥️ “Yes, I’ve seen things.”
🎩 “Yes, I made the pun anyway.”
🍌 “No, I will not apologize for it.”
Rock the sWo logo like it’s a badge of honor—and by badge, we mean an elite, possibly self-awarded honor from a secret society of excommunicated adventurers, rogue river guides, and certified pun-slingers.
Because in this world, there are two types of people:
Those who get the joke...
...and those still waiting for the backside of water.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Whether you’re dodging hippos, cracking dad jokes under duress, or just sipping rum on the dock while pretending you definitely know where the boat is, our merch says:
🛥️ “Yes, I’ve seen things.”
🎩 “Yes, I made the pun anyway.”
🍌 “No, I will not apologize for it.”
Rock the sWo logo like it’s a badge of honor—and by badge, we mean an elite, possibly self-awarded honor from a secret society of excommunicated adventurers, rogue river guides, and certified pun-slingers.
Because in this world, there are two types of people:
Those who get the joke...
...and those still waiting for the backside of water.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
sWo Neck Gaiter – Conceal. Confuse. Conquer.
$14.99
Not just a face cover. Not just a neck wrap.
This is your skipper-issued identity scrambler—standard gear for missions that start with “trust me” and end in international waters.
Whether you’re dodging magical surveillance, hiding a wicked smirk, or just trying to avoid someone you ghosted at the Dock Box, the sWo Neck Gaiter has your face covered—literally.
🌪️ Breathable. Stretchy. Mysterious.
Wear it as:
A face cover
A bandana
A headband
An emergency map if you write on it in rum
🔻 Mark of the Skipper World Order
You don’t join the sWo. You wake up wearing this and just know.
- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Breathable fabric
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Washable and reusable
- One size
- Printed on one side, the reverse side is left blank
- Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
- Blank product components in the US sourced from Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This is your skipper-issued identity scrambler—standard gear for missions that start with “trust me” and end in international waters.
Whether you’re dodging magical surveillance, hiding a wicked smirk, or just trying to avoid someone you ghosted at the Dock Box, the sWo Neck Gaiter has your face covered—literally.
🌪️ Breathable. Stretchy. Mysterious.
Wear it as:
A face cover
A bandana
A headband
An emergency map if you write on it in rum
🔻 Mark of the Skipper World Order
You don’t join the sWo. You wake up wearing this and just know.
- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Breathable fabric
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Washable and reusable
- One size
- Printed on one side, the reverse side is left blank
- Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
- Blank product components in the US sourced from Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
sWo Black and White
$14.99
Tired of boring threads that don’t scream “I once took a jungle cruise and never emotionally returned?” Then it’s time to step into the Skippers World Order—where the only thing more powerful than our puns is our polyester-cotton blend.
Whether you’re dodging hippos, cracking dad jokes under duress, or just sipping rum on the dock while pretending you definitely know where the boat is, our merch says:
🛥️ “Yes, I’ve seen things.”
🎩 “Yes, I made the pun anyway.”
🍌 “No, I will not apologize for it.”
Rock the sWo logo like it’s a badge of honor—and by badge, we mean an elite, possibly self-awarded honor from a secret society of excommunicated adventurers, rogue river guides, and certified pun-slingers.
Because in this world, there are two types of people:
Those who get the joke...
...and those still waiting for the backside of water.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Whether you’re dodging hippos, cracking dad jokes under duress, or just sipping rum on the dock while pretending you definitely know where the boat is, our merch says:
🛥️ “Yes, I’ve seen things.”
🎩 “Yes, I made the pun anyway.”
🍌 “No, I will not apologize for it.”
Rock the sWo logo like it’s a badge of honor—and by badge, we mean an elite, possibly self-awarded honor from a secret society of excommunicated adventurers, rogue river guides, and certified pun-slingers.
Because in this world, there are two types of people:
Those who get the joke...
...and those still waiting for the backside of water.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
👕 sWo Women’s Relaxed Tee – Skip the Rules. Keep the Vibe.
$16.00
Soft as a siren’s song. Tough as a skipper in heels.
This isn’t your average tee—it’s the official uniform of unapologetic chaos. Cut for comfort, built for action, and perfect for everything from treasure hunting to day drinking in dimension 5.
✨ Relaxed fit. Rolled sleeves optional. Trouble guaranteed.
Whether you’re:
Running the resistance from the back of a tiki bar
Whispering ley line secrets through a lipstick mic
Or just skipping brunch with bad intentions...
…this shirt says, “I’m with the sWo—and I’m probably in charge.”
🧭 Skipper World Order Certified.
Wear it loose. Skip with purpose.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This isn’t your average tee—it’s the official uniform of unapologetic chaos. Cut for comfort, built for action, and perfect for everything from treasure hunting to day drinking in dimension 5.
✨ Relaxed fit. Rolled sleeves optional. Trouble guaranteed.
Whether you’re:
Running the resistance from the back of a tiki bar
Whispering ley line secrets through a lipstick mic
Or just skipping brunch with bad intentions...
…this shirt says, “I’m with the sWo—and I’m probably in charge.”
🧭 Skipper World Order Certified.
Wear it loose. Skip with purpose.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!